Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:
Husband: "That's it. We are happy ever after. "
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Funniest School Excuse Notes !
These are the top ten funniest excuse notes from parents collected by schools from all over this country.
1. Please excuse Lola for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
2. Jimmy has been absent yesterday because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
3. My daughter is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute her.
4. Please excuse Jenny. She has been sick and under the doctor.
5. Sandra won't be in school a week from today. We have to attend her funeral.
6. Please excuse Holly from Jim today. She is administrating.
7. Kevin was absent from school yesterday because he was playing football. He was damaged in the growing part.
8. Amy could not come to school today because she was bothered by very close veins.
9. Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father's fault.
10. Please excuse Jesse from school. He had very loose vowels
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Prof .of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the
supply.
Prof. of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Chemistry
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Philosophy
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage
for the old.
Prof. of English
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than
proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic
objects
Prof. of Comp.Science
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable
Love You All
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AdWords Business Pages is a free feature of the AdWords Starter Edition advertising platform aimed at small and medium-sized businesses that want to try online marketing.
They enable AdWords advertisers to create a simple, basic landing page containing a description of their business, phone number, address, operating hours, location and accepted payment methods. The pages can even be customised with the logo and photos of the business.
They can use AdWords Business Pages to try online advertising without the cost of putting up their own website. AdWords Business Pages offer them a solution to broaden their customer base and increase revenue through an online presence.”
Defining the extent of the business potential in the region, Brihi said: “Our recent research reveals the value of SMBs was $20 million (Dh73.4m) until the end of 2007 and they are expected to grow 600 per cent by 2011.
This is directly proportionate to the growth of the internet in the region, but considering the potential it has for growth in the future, it’s the need of the hour to invest in Arabic platform.”
She said: “Emerging markets always show a faster pace of growth, but that does not necessarily mean they have more business potential. However, it’s best to tap the market when it is at a growing stage and on the brink of maturity.”
Supporting small and medium-sized establishments may benefit the country’s economy as more and more people are supported by SMEs.
In low-income countries, SMEs account for more than 70 per cent of total employment; in middle-income countries they represent 95 per cent of total employment. Even within economically developed countries, SMEs comprise the majority of firms and account for 65 per cent of total employment.
Brihi said small business owners will find business pages easy to operate. “They are easy to create, without the need to know HTML or any other web-design programming.
The pages can be up and running in less than 10 minutes and advertisers receive a special URL they can use to promote their business. They can, in fact, edit the information on their page any time through their AdWords account and add pictures and logos to look more savvy and business friendly.”
All of the English features of the pages will now be available in Arabic for the Middle East audience and AdWords has already lined up working partners in
Highlighting the financial feasibility of this Google tool, Brihi said the financial commitment required from users is as little as $1 as advertisers have to pay only per click and not for uploading pages or for their AdWord advertisements.
AdWords – Helping Companies Succeed
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March 19 (Bloomberg) -- Pakistan's Parliament will elect Fehmida Mirza as its first female speaker today, as a coalition of opposition parties prepares to form a government to challenge President Pervez Musharraf.
Mirza, nominated by the Pakistan Peoples Party, will run against Muhammad Israr Tarin, the candidate for a group of pro- presidential parties. The outgoing speaker Chaudhry Amir Hussain will call the vote at 11 a.m. Islamabad time.
Musharraf wants a ``better working relationship'' with the new government to ensure stability and prosperity in Pakistan, his spokesman Major General Rashid Qureshi said yesterday, according to the official Associated Press of Pakistan. The president met his promise to hold free and fair elections and respects the mandate given to the parties at the Feb. 18 ballot.
The opposition coalition has about 225 seats in the 342- member National Assembly, enough to elect the speaker and just short of the two-thirds majority needed to impeach Musharraf. It has pledged to cut the president's powers, such as his authority to dismiss the Parliament.
The alliance is formed by the PPP, led by Benazir Bhutto until her assassination in December, former prime minister Nawaz Sharif's Pakistan Muslim League faction, the Awami National Party and Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam.
Musharraf's Dictatorship
The opening of Parliament is a step toward ending Musharraf's dictatorship, PPP leader Asif Ali Zardari and Sharif told reporters two days ago after watching the first meeting from the public gallery.
Sharif, who was ousted by Musharraf in a 1999 military coup, and Zardari, Bhutto's widower, aren't members of the assembly.
Sharif wants Musharraf to resign while Zardari has avoided questions about working with the president.
Zardari plans to name the PPP's candidate for prime minister in coming days, the party has said. The PPP holds the most seats in the new Parliament.
Lawmakers are also set to vote today for the PPP's Faisal Karim Kundi, who was elected from D.I. Khan in North West Frontier Province, and is its candidate for deputy speaker. His opponent is Khush Bakhat Shujaat of pro-Musharraf parties led by the Pakistan Muslim League-Quaid-i-Azam.
Zardari and Sharif reached an agreement on March 9 to form a coalition government and have pledged to restore Supreme Court and High Court judges dismissed by Musharraf last year.
The justices and more than 50 other judges were fired as the Supreme Court was due to rule on a challenge to Musharraf's October re-election. If the judges are returned, they will probably be presented with new petitions challenging the president's rule.
Musharraf's aides say his emergency decrees can only be revoked by a two-thirds majority in the National Assembly and in the Senate, where his allies hold enough seats to block such a move.
Source: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601091&sid=ayMSw85SqFeI&refer=india
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NEW DELHI, 19 March 2008 — India has pleaded with Pakistan to spare the life of Sarabjit Singh, who is on death row, and taken up the matter with Islamabad “at the highest level,” Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has said in a reply to a letter from Punjab Chief Minister Prakash Singh Badal.
Sarabjit is awaiting execution for his alleged role in the 1990 blasts in Lahore and Multan, which claimed 14 lives. He has been in jail for the past 17 years and is to be hanged April 1. Pakistan’s Supreme Court turned down a review petition against the death sentence in March 2006, following which a mercy petition was filed with President Pervez Musharraf. The president turned it down.
A Pakistani minister said yesterday that Musharraf should halt the execution. Caretaker Human Rights Minister Ansar Burney said he expected to receive a written appeal for clemency from Sarabjit’s family this week. He said he would forward it to Musharraf and urge him to commute Sarabjit’s sentence to life imprisonment. On March 3, Pakistan freed an Indian man on humanitarian grounds after he had spent 35 years in jail for espionage. Burney helped in the released of Kashmir Singh.
A week later India handed to Pakistan the body of Khalid Mahmood, a Pakistani who came to India to view a cricket match in 2005 and died in police custody on Feb. 12 this year. Khalid was arrested May 17, 2006 by police and charged with spying for Pakistan.
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The decision yesterday by the International Cricket Council to allow the Australian umpire Darrell Hair to return to officiating at the top level after a 19-month hiatus came after an informal request from the Pakistan board to avoid any match involving Pakistan, the team he upset at the Oval in August 2006 when he accused Inzamam-ul-Haq's side of ball-tampering.
"We've got nothing personal against the man," said Naseem Ashraf, the chairman of the Pakistan Cricket Board. "We just wanted the best solution for the game and Mr Hair has undergone rehabilitation over the last six months. I wouldn't like to speculate specifically about Pakistan, but I would say that the [ICC] management have been instructed to deal appropriately with this area."
Hair's contract as a member of the ICC's elite umpiring panel expires in March 2009, and although yesterday's ruling was presented by the ICC board as a unanimous one, the interests of diplomacy may dictate that he stays clear of games involving a side whose former captain Imran Khan branded Hair, 55, a "mini-Hitler" following the Oval fiasco.
However, Shaharyar Khan, the head of Pakistan's board at the time of the Oval Test, described the reinstatement as "shocking news", adding: "He should never have been reinstated after committing so many gross irregularities during the Oval Test. This man violated his responsibilities as a senior umpire. How the ICC can restore him is hard to comprehend."
The situation has a precedent. Hair has not stood in a Test in Sri Lanka since he called Muttiah Muralitharan for throwing at Melbourne in 1995. Given the political kinship of the Asian bloc he might only officiate in Tests involving England, New Zealand, South Africa and West Indies.
After dropping his case for racial discrimination against the ICC last October Hair has stood in 12 minor one-day internationals and mentored umpires at the Under-19 World Cup in Malaysia as part of his rehabilitation. He said he was "thrilled at the prospect of umpiring full-member Tests and ODIs once again".
Source: http://sport.guardian.co.uk/cricket/story/0,,2266454,00.html#article_continue
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Danny Sullivan had a big day today. He announced that he’s moving back to California from England this year, and he brought a Mac yesterday. I’m not sure which surprises me more, but it’s probably the Mac thing. I really thought Danny would be the last search/SEO person converted from a PC to a Mac. That also reminded me about a 2008 prediction I made.
I should explain that I love prediction posts. Back at the end of 2007 I wrote a few predictions, and somehow never got around to posting them. Better late than never, although if I waited a few more months I could just recycle them as 2009 predictions.
Some of these predictions are more far-fetched and aspirational (as in, “I really wish someone would do this”), but I’ll still throw them out here.
One tricky bit is that I didn’t make any big predictions about Google below — some people still don’t get that this is my personal blog, and they might take my (sometimes wishful) predictions as statements as fact, or assume that I have some inside knowledge when I don’t. With that disclaimer, here are my three-month-late predictions.
Check back in 2009 to see how I did! Do you have 2008 predictions for the tech industry?
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LPG sector in Pakistan
FOZIA ISHAQUE (fozia.ishaque@hotmail.com)
Liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) is a non-renewable source of energy. It is extracted from crude oil. More than 4 million light and medium duty vehicles travel around the world on LPG. LPG vehicles emit about one-third fewer reactive organic gases than gasoline-fueled vehicles. Small amounts of LPG may escape into the atmosphere during refueling, but these vapors are 50% less reactive than gasoline vapors, so they have less of a tendency to generate smog-forming ozone. LPG's extremely low sulfur content means that the fuel does not contribute significantly to acid rain. LPG is internationally used in the automotive sector because its usage makes the driving range equivalent to that of gasoline, the engines last longer, refueling infrastructure is affordable, and it is affordable than other fuels in many countries. Beyond its technical and economical advantages, LPG is clean and helps combat urban air pollution.
The Pakistan LPG Association is working to lobby the Government to allow greater usage of LPG in the automotive sector in all provinces. The United Nations Development Program ñ Small Grants Program is running a pilot program in
LPG diversification
Traditionally, LPG was being marketed in 11.8kg domestic and 45.4kg commercial cylinders, whereas marketing of 2-5 kg cylinders was discouraged. However, in view of increase in the prices, unscrupulous LPG dealers and unauthorized decanters started decanting LPG in a crude, unsafe and hazardous manner, leading to major accidents and even fatalities of innocent people. Following deregulation, the mushroom growth of LPG marketing companies' points towards many flaws in issue of licenses to those who have no infrastructure investment. Hence, the menace of bulk trade of LPG is rampant. Currently, out of 25 million households in
The caretaker government has recently reversed the decision of former Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz and completely de-regulated the pricing mechanism of LPG and directed the OGRA to de-link the price of LPG from the Saudi Aramco control price. Practically, now LPG producers would be free to fix wholesale prices and subsequent supply chain, including distributors and dealers would set their prices for retail sales. The government had deregulated the LPG industry in 2000, under which LPG producers had formed a cartel-like situation to fix production prices. As a result, they used to increase prices at their own will, primarily ahead of winters when domestic consumption increased. The LPG market at the time was restricted to domestic consumption and its use in vehicles was banned and the administration used to take criminal action on violation. In December 2006, the then prime minister Shaukat Aziz linked its prices with international prices - calculated on the basis of Saudi Aramco contract prices ñ on the demand of a couple of private sector investors, although more than 95% production of LPG comes from the domestic sector. Subsequently, on the demand of same private sector investors, the previous government also allowed use of LPG in auto-sector.
Ever-rising price graph
Since then, the LPG market has heavily tilted towards automobiles with about 60% market share. As a result, the domestic consumption now stands at about 40% of the entire market, although it remains a fuel of compulsion mostly in rural areas because of it being environmental-friendly and lack of other fuel sources. However, prices which were about Rs17,000 per ton in April 2006 increased to Rs25,000 per ton in December 2006, but surged to more than Rs75,000 per ton at present, showing an increase of almost 440% in matter of 22 months. In recent months, prices of LPG made news headlines. After December 27, when country was facing sever law and order disorder and number of trading concerns tried to increase their profit margins massively under the cover of shortage of supply. The government tried to bring the prices down but unluckily stakeholders have made cartel in this sector as well like in many other sectors. Government tried to bring down price to Rs 70 a kilo but it is being sold between Rs 80 and Rs 100 in the city despite assurances from marketing companies to bring LPG prices back to those fixed by the OGRA. It is said that LPG, which was considered to be cheaper than petrol around the world, was no cheaper in
The expected increase in demand is partly due to the expansion of the middle class, which sees subsidized LPG as improving their lives. But, the government's intention to increase the use of LPG as an auto fuel also plays an important role. In major cities, air pollution is a serious problem and switching to LPG from leaded gasoline or diesel is expected to improve air quality. Partly because of gap and partly because of inadequate infrastructure facilities for import, storage and handling, the government decided to open the LPG business to private entrepreneurs. However, their entry was constrained because of rise in international prices of LPG, apparently because of purchases by
Taking into account the economic growth projections (middle and high income households are not connected to natural gas network and the government's decision to allow use of LPG in auto sector) the demand of LPG is likely to increase manifolds in coming days ahead. It was decided by the government that all the LPG marketing companies would be obligated to market at least 20% of its quota in AJK and hilly areas. This quota included 7% for Northern Areas, 7% for AJK and 6% for hilly areas, including Fata, to arrest deforestation, improve degrading environmental conditions and upgrade the living standards of the people of backward areas. Similarly, to fulfill the requirements of Balochistan, it was decided that each company would be obligated to market at least 10% of its LPG uplifted from Parco in Balochistan.
New dimension
The use of LPG in auto sector, however, created a new dimension in the market. Despite over 440% increase in prices, LPG still remains almost at 60% of petrol which is the competitive fuel. This, however, is almost forcing out the domestic consumers. An official statement quoted the caretaker prime minister as saying that the interest of the consumer has to be given foremost priority and, therefore, it would be better if the price of such a commodity of daily use is driven by market forces of demand and supply rather than notification by the government. Government, however, has also directed the OGRA to keep a close watch on supply and prices of LPG to ensure un-interrupted supply of LPG in far-flung areas at reasonable prices. According to the Secretary of Petroleum and Natural Resources, LPG share in the country's energy consumption has increased from 0.4% last year to 0.5% this year and around 1.5 million households are using LPG fuel for cooking and heating purposes, while the main user of this type of fuel is the automobile sector.
Use of LPG as domestic fuel is being encouraged to slow the ongoing deforestation in the areas where supply of natural gas is technically not feasible. LPG is also being increasingly used in cars, pickups, rickshaws and even motorcycles in areas where CNG is not available due to the absence of natural gas distribution network. The supply of LPG was streamlined with its distribution at affordable prices, promoting healthy competition and ensuring safety standards across LPG supply chain. The custom duty at 5% imposed on the import of LPG has been waived to further enhance availability of LPG. The LPG marketing companies have planned to import approximately 50,000 M.T during 2007-08.
Keeping in view the popular demand of small cylinders, the Oil and Gas Regulatory Authority (OGRA) needs to take appropriate measures to encourage the LPG marketing companies to introduce small-sized LPG cylinders and make safe arrangements by setting up separate mini-filling centers at major consumption hubs. After decision of the Cabinet to allow use of LPG in the auto sector it is imperative that proper mechanism may be evolved for establishment of LPG re-fuelling stations.
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Mian Sahib. At that time, most people thought that a coup d’état was almost impossible, looking at Mian Sahib’s past record and considering the times we were in. But you proved them wrong. You did the unexpected and you continued doing that ever since.
As a conscientious citizen of the 21st century, I have always had a deep affiliation with democratic values and norms and was thus sceptical about your government right from the beginning. However, being an optimist, I have always looked for the silver lining. And so I thought, mistakenly enough, that under your leadership we’ll probably be able to sail through those seas, which have so far been declared unchartered territories and achieve certain milestones which we could not even dream of during the previous decade of political governments. Unlike the political forces, I thought, you would not have any political obligations or vulnerabilities. I started to believe that the dream of Kalabagh Dam would see the light of the day. I thought that the voice of our fellow countrymen from Balochistan would finally get heard and I somehow thought that under your able leadership, we’ll finally make peace with our next door neighbors.
What I got though, was a severe power crisis, a much bleaker situation in Balochistan and even a more terrible state of affairs on our western border. I wonder what held you from looking into these critical issues and settling them once and for all. In your shadow, I saw a new face of accountability, a quest for transparency and a dream of corruption-free Pakistan. I thought that the days of exploitation of masses by the politicians were over and it was time for a massive cleanup. My excitement, as I found out later, was short-lived. To my utter surprise, very soon I witnessed the same politicians rubbing shoulders with you, who were nabbed by your own government, in its early days, on corruption charges. Was accountability a mere rhetoric or the need for political legitimacy was so intense that it motivated you to change your very stance about governance?
With an unprecedented liberal media policy, you emerged as the new godfather of freedom of expression, setting a new example of tolerance and writing a new chapter in the history of the Pakistani media. I witnessed a mushroom growth of new television channels and this new face of media became the hallmark of your government.This could very well have been a jewel in your throne, something that you would always be remembered for. But then came the fatal November 3, wiping off everything that you have ever done on the media front. Earlier this year, I watched your speech at Davos with keen interest and heard your claims about media liberalisation in Pakistan. I wonder, how taking all the channels off air comes under liberalization by any stretch of imagination. But then may be I am not imaginative enough. I can remember what Kahlil
Gibran said:
You delight in laying down laws, / Yet you delight more in breaking them.
Like children playing by the ocean who build sand-towers with / constancy and then destroy them with laughter.
I wonder why you destroyed your very own sand towers. Was it the circumstances? But if the unfavourable circumstances could change your ideology and compel you to undo your own achievements, why didn’t they force you to resign?
Mr Musharraf! You come from an armed forces background and army is indeed the best, if not the only, institution of Pakistan, enjoying great independence. I was sure that coming from such a background you would have great regard for institutions and you would always stand up for their independence. I wonder though, if that was the case, why was the whole judicial structure demolished during your era?
And now, when the political situation has taken a new turn, the masses have voted against you and the new power brokers seem unwilling to accept you, it seems that you are not inclined to go. I can understand that it is difficult for anybody to leave the top slot of the country, but I also expect that you would only stay if it is in our best national interest, as you have always claimed, and not for your own self. While I greatly appreciate your intentions and understand that eight years may be too little a time for you to bring about a visible change, I still cannot comprehend that how exactly would you make a difference now?
Even if you remain at the presidency, the new political order does not seem to have a significant place for you. If you accept to be in a merely ceremonial position, what good can you do, despite all your good wishes? And if that is unacceptable to you, which is highly unlikely as indicated by your repeated statements about your fondness for democracy, what would you exactly do about it? If you can’t make a difference, is this presidency worth your while?
Mr Musharraf! May be its time for you to make way for the new. May be its time for you to welcome a new democratic order. May be its time for you to bid farewell to almost a decade of your absolute unchallenging rule over this country of 160 million people. But before you go, let us thank you for something really worthwhile that you have done for us. Thank you Mr Musharraf, for returning our leaders to us, with a new face and a new promise for national reconciliation. Thank you for producing a new lot of dynamic and tall leaders like Aitzaz. Thank you for waking the civil society of this country and thank you for teaching us the value of an independent judiciary.
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Of the recent request for articles by our webmaster, I thought the request for articles on love would not be for me. His request was: Love - Articles probing the infinite complexities of this unique human emotion belong here.
Something happened to me today that changed my mind. After I display my ignorance about love (and if you will forgive this hack writer), I’ll get right to it.
I had never written about love in the context of “the infinite complexities of this unique human emotion.” There are sex scenes in my novels tamed down by the moral code my mother left to me.
In Revenge on the Mogollon Rim there is pathos in the death of the bride of the protagonist although he was always separated from her. In other scenes, human complexities are visible if you think about it. One of the complexities is a pregnant wife. Her irate husband drives young Peter Ott to ride out of thar.
But my novels are not about love.
Well, I guess I lied about that. There is an exception.
Bull is a western saga where Bull is captivated by a certain young lady he has put on a pedestal. Putting her on a pedestal thwarts his love attempts. He is always two slow to catch her on the bounce. She has married three times before Bull lands her near the end of the novel. She has twin boys but they are not Bull’s.
Love is not a factor in my detective novels except for the love that Richard Lacey has for his sweetheart who is his secretary in Bone China whom he is married to in In No Way Guilty There is infatuation in these novels as Lacey works with classy clients and associates and resists temptation. He is always true to his wife.
I learned in college that love comes in three flavors. Quarks come in six flavors. (Quarks were added here to keep the interest of my scientific readers.) There is physical love not to be completely confused with the sinful lust you see on television. It might be similar acts with dignity.
Next is spiritual love like we have for God (and He for us according to those who know). Spiritual love does not have to be between God and Women. (I used “women” here because I don’t want to put God into the Gay Movement.) Spiritual love is often attained by librarians (for children) and veterinarians (for animals). It should be part of “love and marriage.” The thought here might be that we become the parents of God’s children.
The last type of love is plutonic love. Hi, Buddy! Let’s go down to the ol’ swimmin’ hole and cool off. You know; friendship. That is important in marriage too.
I recently uploaded an article called Lessons for Living: Marriage which is better on that subject than what I’m writing here.
Now there is maternal love, fraternal love, brotherly love, sisterly love, and animal love, but the three I mentioned, spiritual, physical, and plutonic love where the ones we studied at the University of Utah when I got back from Korea where love was generally missing.
Having bored most everybody away, I will now tell you who stayed what happened today.
I was a church leader over the years. Despite the fact that I haven’t served in an administrative capacity for years, I still get calls from church members living in various parts of the country. Sometimes they ask me for advice.
We have a friend living in the Southwest whom we knew in New Jersey. Let’s call her Annie. She called me last year notifying us of the death of her husband. She has moved since and found new associates. Annie is 86 years old and she is in love.
She told me today that she has been associating with a man of 69 years. There relationship is not a sexual one, it’s not strictly plutonic. Annie is just as in love with this man as she was with her husband. She is giddy, excited, happy, flustered, confused, whimsical, whirling, wild, and woozy. (I got the last four words by inserting “giddy” in the search box at http://thesaurus.reference.com.)
Annie wanted to know if she was wrong in associating with this man who loves her, cooks for her, and who bought her a new walker. I told her it was absolutely wonderful that she could be in love again and that she could marry the man if she loved him. That made her very happy. I felt like God.
That must be one of the complexities of love that our webmaster was talking about. She felt guilty for loving a man other than her late husband. Love can come on fast and threaten stable relationships. Infatuation quickly turns to love. It’s the nature of the beast. So we must be careful what we do when we feel these urges of infatuation that lead to love. But if we are free and easy, we shouldn’t worry about past relationships. We should not feel guilty for being in love. We should enjoy the springtime. And age doesn’t count.
Maybe I will write a love story someday. Well, I doubt that. After reading this article, I’m sure of it.
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